Posted 4 hours ago

fuckyeahilikechicks:

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

Thi is why I like grapes but not grape flavored things.

Posted 10 hours ago

A haiku about Candy Crush

ferociousteethandclaws:

It’s so freaking close
Only have three jellies left
Not going to win

Posted 19 hours ago

I wish things were different

I love you but I’m just not okay like this…

Hopefully ill be okay in my own sin someday

Posted 22 hours ago

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

Taylor is like yeah I will

Posted 22 hours ago

overestimatedunderestimater:

kids shouldn’t even be using computers it’s not good for their brain development 

(Source: idgafimawesome)

Posted 22 hours ago

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Posted 22 hours ago

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

Posted 22 hours ago

A haiku about Candy Crush

ferociousteethandclaws:

It’s so freaking close
Only have three jellies left
Not going to win

Posted 1 day ago

thecakebar:

Cinnamon Circular Pull Apart Bread

Posted 1 day ago

missy-apolis:

The City of Minneapolis lit up the I-35W bridge and the Lowry bridge like this tonight in celebration of same-sex marriage being legalized in Minnesota today.